By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!
Coming to this very blog, a display of mystery, illusion, and philosophical prestigiditation! The Haifan Illusionist (aka Saul Smilansky) will expound on the recently discovered text "How To Think about the Problem of Free Will." Ancient sources attribute the text to the Mysterionist of South Bend, Peter van Inwagen.
The prestige will be unveiled sometime during the week of April 30th. Prepare to be amazed.
Warning: The Garden of Forking Paths is not responsible for any fainting that should occur from laws of nature being defied or the revelation of other arcana best not seen by the weak of mind. Indeed, the Garden may not be responsible for anything at all.
(Thanks to Saul Smilansky and Peter van Inwagen for agreeing to comment and provide the paper, respectively).

Was "hyphy Haifan" just too obvious?
Posted by: Dan Speak | April 16, 2007 at 01:19 PM
I have to admit that it did cross my mind, but then I thought I couldn't really do multiple hyphy-themed posts. Sorry.
Posted by: Manuel Vargas | April 16, 2007 at 03:17 PM
Wow! This should be pretty good! Thanks for arranging this!
Posted by: Joe | April 16, 2007 at 09:55 PM